TV, just like the movies, is a visual medium that uses images and symbols as shorthand to communicate ideas. When we see a cliff, we know it’s dangerous. When we see pie hitting someone in the face, we know it’s funny.
But what are we meant to feel when we see a Big ol’ Hoss, an absolute unit?
Furthermore, imagine being that burly son of a gun. It might feel as though your prospects are limited, especially if you’re an actor. After all, nobody’s casting you as Tiny Tim if you stand at 6’4″. So what was it like for Dan Blocker of Bonanza fame? Did all that height and meat put a cap on the number of roles he could play?
Blocker himself spoke to the Daily Mirror in 1964 about whether his size restricted his acting roles.
“Well, figure it this way,” said Blocker, “I’m ain’t gonna play Romeo.”
“But in one way I think my physical size helped. When I walked out of an agent’s office, I knew they couldn’t forgit [sic] me! That’s how I got Hoss Cartwright. They wanted someone real large — and large, friend, is what I am.”
So there you have it, folks. The next time your audition doesn’t yield the desired results, try your best to be 6’4″, instead. And know that if you can’t, then don’t let it hold you back. You might not be Big Hoss, but you’re still Big You, and maybe someday NBC will be looking for a Big You-type for a long-running television Western.